Addison - Mom, do you hear anyone coughing in here?
Me - no, why?
Addison - okay, can we get some chocolate milk in this joint?
Addison - Mom, was dad a frog once?
Me - No Addison... daddy was not a frog.
Addison - well how am I a princess now? I need queen and king parents.
Addison - Mom, what are you wearing? That shirt does not match your pants.
Me - I'm wearing my pj's... they don't have to match.
Addison - haha, you are such a silly head mom. You always need to match.